Jonathan Burdick was born in the Year of the Scorpion, when prostitution was
at it's peak. He joined the Breakfast Club at the age of 43, and soon became
an actor where he first starred in the major box-office hit Titanic, but was
ultimately taken out of the final cut. He went to prison for 22-moons, but he cleaned up
his act. When he got out he uncleaned his act and filmed the hit single,
"Crippled Master Baiters" a fishing porno film.
